stanmammon:

• Asmodeus feels like it’s a personal attack on him as a person when you propose No Dick December. No lovemaking for how long? How was he supposed to relax after a long day? How was he supposed to ravish you and show you how much he adored you? He’s pouty at first but he disliked the thought that you only associate sex with your relationship, wanting to prove to you that he thought of you as more than just a hole to put his dick in. He lasted the entire month out of pure determination, happy to just hold your hand, go on cute little dates, and cuddle up close together at night. When you finally do get to do the devils tango he practically begged you not to make him go through that again, saying he was truly at the end of his ropes being unable to be this intimate with you.
• Beelzebub didn’t place much importance on sex in the relationship in general so bringing up No Dick December to him doesn’t get much of a reaction. In fact, the more he thinks about it the more he wonders if perhaps it’s a good test of your relationship just to see how things fare when you’re not consistently having sex. The month passes by with no real incident though there are times where Beel thinks you’re so irresistible he won’t be able to stop himself, knowing he only felt this way because he had been told he couldn’t have it. He might not be the type desperate to have sex but the minute December is over with he’s rubbing himself against you, mumbling that he was almost too sensitive to little things now and he needed some help building up resistance again.
• Belphegor spent at least ninety percent of his time in his bed sleeping so the fact that would now be going up to one hundred percent didn’t necessarily bother him even if he did think the challenge you present him was stupid. He didn’t really want to participate in it because there were times that having sex helped him fall into a peaceful slumber, not to mention he loved to just keep his dick inside you while you were cuddling with him afterwards (you said even if it wasn’t technically ‘sex’ you would fail the challenge if you did that, so it was clearly off the table). He actually only lasted two weeks which you hadn’t suspected would happen but he did dismiss the challenge as being unimportant from the beginning and since you knew you had his heart, he didn’t feel any type of way seducing you into breaking the challenge.
• Mammon has an incredulous look on his face when you propose the concept of No Dick December to him, asking why you would want to participate in something as stupid as that; it wasn’t much of a challenge, especially not for a master of self-control like him, so he’s not worried about you participating or anything… He’s shocked when you challenge him to last the entire month but he couldn’t turn it down, not when you’re giving him this cocky look that’s making it known you don’t believe in him at all. He lasts around a week and a half before he’s hanging off your leg, begging just for one touch, you don’t even have to touch his dick, he just wants to remember what it was like to see you naked. If you don’t give in to his begging you nearly get jumped by a completely depraved Mammon who begged for you to end this dry streak of his, tears gathering in the corner of his eyes as he pled his case to you in hopes of just a spare ounce of sex coming his way.
• Leviathan had seen it starting to trend on the message boards online although he knew most of the people complaining were losers who didn’t have anyone who wanted to touch their dicks anyway, luckily, he was there to rub it in their faces that he had someone who wanted to touch his. He’s heartbroken when you came to him with the challenge and even more frustrated when you asked him to be an active participate, not allowed to even touch himself (he hadn’t heard about that rule online). He begrudgingly agreed when you promised to cosplay for him (as well as a few other sexual favors) if he could last the entire month but unfortunately for Levi, he was too weak to you. It was the last day of the month before he broke as you had decided to cosplay a bit too early, modeling the skimpy outfit that suited you perfectly around him to the point he had to be jerked off, whether it was by his own hand or yours.
• Lucifer raised an eyebrow at the name, asking why such a thing came into existence and rolling his eyes when you tell him how you had talked about it because of the other demon brothers discussing the trend. He supposed there was some excitement in not being allowed to touch you for a month but is even more interested in the concept of seeing how you’d try to tempt him, knowing you wanted him to crack first (though it was extremely unlikely). Lucifer passed the challenge with flying colors as he spent the entire month buried in work and busying himself around the house, his brother’s antics completely endless and truly helping him out in his time of need. He can’t say he didn’t constantly dream of what it would be like when he finally has you completely at his mercy underneath him but his thoughts were sufficient enough in getting him through the days until he could finally touch you again.
• Satan is a little flustered that you brought No Dick December up to him, he hardly knew what it was, but he wasn’t all too interested in participating. When you try to make a bet that he wouldn’t last all of December he just barely managed to contain himself, sighing and telling you if you wanted to participate then so be it. He allowed you to do as you pleased but he feels his sanity being tested with each seduction attempt you throw his way, knowing he was stubborn enough to deny you but not knowing how long he’d be able to do so. The minute anything in the novels he’s reading gets too racy he has to set them down, knowing the longer he abstained from sex the easier it was for him to get aroused. When the month is finally over, and he makes sure that he lasts the entire month, he pre-emptively asked for your forgiveness as he wasn’t sure he’d be able to hold back when he finally had you alone.